The Big hall of Shame !
Welcome to the republic of corporate dramatics. Well ,This is surely not how it looks .. but certainly what happens. Thoughtless talks and wisdom less speech is the style on the floor and we are all part of this big party. Im really not sure which team i would like to start ,because all are equally hilarious to the best of their ability. So i would rather keep it general and detailed. Confusing ? then welcome to the language of bosses. The floor is occupied throughout the day either with people or person. There is some one throughout the day guarding the floor and making noises through the keyboard which by the way is the indication of the work done. So ideally the bell curve discussions are around the number of keyboard broken by an individual. All participate in this race. Oh yes there is something else which is a matter of appreciation in the Curve discussion.. Bell Curve i mean.. this is called the Indian School of bucketing .. no way im explaining this now .. that requires a blog of its own .. most of them who practice the law would have understood this by now and who do not would have skipped that line. I know you read it too .:) This technique is called ' Becoming One with the world .' There are few days in human life when one is truly elated. Im sure you don’t have to count this amongst those. These days are surely the best days that you forget easily unless you are brutally exploited. Returning back to the 4th floor West Wing, it is designed with random set of scenarios or circumstances which can easily make you uncomfortable. Well don bother though , it is just normal being uncomfortable on the floor. The Floor is designed in a way to depict the history of trading desks but more looks like a garment industry to me with tailoring machines on all the tables sometimes shared by more than one personality. They use the phrase HOT DESKING to fashionate this activity. Mostly because of the heat generated by the second half of the body by the individual throned in the fist hours. Very similar to that of pay & use facilities which we have in our streets. 4th floor west wing has several teams trying to confuse the others and the business successfully. All the hierarchy at different levels follow the mythology of Confuse if you cannot Convince. We are like the Pre-paid cards under post paid billing tariffs with a choice of validity. Some eventually change the service provider and some become life long validity. The management here make every one realize they are unique and discuss that there is nothing special in you. Well let me not THROW light on that keep my thoughts limited to the 4th Floor.
There are two important rooms visited often for relaxation. Some stand and some sit for a while. Its the breakout with the idiot boxes. It is often used for some special and some not so special occasions. I have seen it for Gossips ,expiry of people from the firm , pmc discussion, infrastructure issues and economic development of the per capita income, who is who of notice period , who is gone on fully paid trip to sign the will as worthy of that of Warren Buffet, and some petty issues are discussed for like 10 seconds which does not matter like Indian corruption, Tsunamis , Anna's fast and some children just not getting their education .. these can be ignored right . Well to go on .,.. we have some huge rooms accommodating a group of two individuals built for debating on UPSTREAM and DOWNSTREAM of the sculptures we architect. I wonder who came up with this concept .. Lucky guy got over it after bringing this up!!! The rooms are all transparent so that there are no Kung -Fu and Martial arts displayed. The rooms gives an effect of the debate show in BBC. There is tatkal booking scheme available and influence quota is optional. The exchange of thoughts goes on for hours depending on the cab rostered for that day and usually ends with a conclusion of lets look into this first thing tommorow. Ya right !.
Oh! how did i forget to write about the gadgets we use. The capsule pcs invented mark the evolution of this floor and abacus has gifted the floor with his own systems. They support high speed gaming like solitaire and low speed applications. We use in our business as usual. The Mark Zuckerberg of our floor has gifted with a tremendous application for Business use only called the communicator allowing people to track the number of valuable hours the individual has been in the Barista outside our gate or the Windsor manor in the top.
I guess i should stop over here .. i have no idea why though !!
Welcome to the republic of corporate dramatics. Well ,This is surely not how it looks .. but certainly what happens. Thoughtless talks and wisdom less speech is the style on the floor and we are all part of this big party. Im really not sure which team i would like to start ,because all are equally hilarious to the best of their ability. So i would rather keep it general and detailed. Confusing ? then welcome to the language of bosses. The floor is occupied throughout the day either with people or person. There is some one throughout the day guarding the floor and making noises through the keyboard which by the way is the indication of the work done. So ideally the bell curve discussions are around the number of keyboard broken by an individual. All participate in this race. Oh yes there is something else which is a matter of appreciation in the Curve discussion.. Bell Curve i mean.. this is called the Indian School of bucketing .. no way im explaining this now .. that requires a blog of its own .. most of them who practice the law would have understood this by now and who do not would have skipped that line. I know you read it too .:) This technique is called ' Becoming One with the world .' There are few days in human life when one is truly elated. Im sure you don’t have to count this amongst those. These days are surely the best days that you forget easily unless you are brutally exploited. Returning back to the 4th floor West Wing, it is designed with random set of scenarios or circumstances which can easily make you uncomfortable. Well don bother though , it is just normal being uncomfortable on the floor. The Floor is designed in a way to depict the history of trading desks but more looks like a garment industry to me with tailoring machines on all the tables sometimes shared by more than one personality. They use the phrase HOT DESKING to fashionate this activity. Mostly because of the heat generated by the second half of the body by the individual throned in the fist hours. Very similar to that of pay & use facilities which we have in our streets. 4th floor west wing has several teams trying to confuse the others and the business successfully. All the hierarchy at different levels follow the mythology of Confuse if you cannot Convince. We are like the Pre-paid cards under post paid billing tariffs with a choice of validity. Some eventually change the service provider and some become life long validity. The management here make every one realize they are unique and discuss that there is nothing special in you. Well let me not THROW light on that keep my thoughts limited to the 4th Floor.
There are two important rooms visited often for relaxation. Some stand and some sit for a while. Its the breakout with the idiot boxes. It is often used for some special and some not so special occasions. I have seen it for Gossips ,expiry of people from the firm , pmc discussion, infrastructure issues and economic development of the per capita income, who is who of notice period , who is gone on fully paid trip to sign the will as worthy of that of Warren Buffet, and some petty issues are discussed for like 10 seconds which does not matter like Indian corruption, Tsunamis , Anna's fast and some children just not getting their education .. these can be ignored right . Well to go on .,.. we have some huge rooms accommodating a group of two individuals built for debating on UPSTREAM and DOWNSTREAM of the sculptures we architect. I wonder who came up with this concept .. Lucky guy got over it after bringing this up!!! The rooms are all transparent so that there are no Kung -Fu and Martial arts displayed. The rooms gives an effect of the debate show in BBC. There is tatkal booking scheme available and influence quota is optional. The exchange of thoughts goes on for hours depending on the cab rostered for that day and usually ends with a conclusion of lets look into this first thing tommorow. Ya right !.
Oh! how did i forget to write about the gadgets we use. The capsule pcs invented mark the evolution of this floor and abacus has gifted the floor with his own systems. They support high speed gaming like solitaire and low speed applications. We use in our business as usual. The Mark Zuckerberg of our floor has gifted with a tremendous application for Business use only called the communicator allowing people to track the number of valuable hours the individual has been in the Barista outside our gate or the Windsor manor in the top.
I guess i should stop over here .. i have no idea why though !!
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