Deparado - A man with artificial intelligence ...

***PLESASE NOTE ALL CHARCTERS IN THE BLOG AND ANY RESEMBLENCE IS PURELY INTENTIONAL***

This Blog is a dedication to my close pals ( Rastogi,CId,Wolf and Dancer and the favourite of the hero of the blog Wat ya) who surprisingly share a common point of view when it comes to the hero of this blog ... Lemme not make it so easy by giving his name now ... and im sure it will not be difficult to guess at the end or if you are quite smart at the beginning of the blog ... the strange or the interesting part is that such individuals exists everywhere and are easily irritating and intolerable ... With wasting no more time I would now take you to jolly ride of human behavior of human beings who are with a blend of artificial intelligence .. and yes in the entire blog to follow i would refer to the guy as HE ..

HE is a master of wizards with artificial intelligence who has conquered the entire world of knowledge .There is nothing in this world which is unaware to him and unknown to him . The molecules and Atoms in the world move according to his predictions and calculations ..You would have now realized him to be Nostradamas ..But i believe Nostradamus would have been his follower ... Thee is an ideology of heroism and braveness which resembles the courage of Shatrapathi Shivaji ..
His intelligence would resemble that of Steven Hawkins and would make you wonder the wisdom he possess. Its really miracle in disguise to witness something in this current race of time .How exciting it would ave been if all te tings just said would ave been true.
To continue to sing his glory of legendry stupidity which is the main apporoach of this blog i would now try and link his greatness to the day to day life for you to connect with him well. But not promising this connection to last long . By not touching the personal life of the hero I will try and limit it to his Work life imbalance...

Everyone working in an organization aims at growing in the company to enjoy greater pleasures of life.But wat really matters is how you grow. Our hero is one such individual who is known for his 'Yes to boss ability ' (bucketting ) ability grown in excellence trying to accomplish the impossible. To talk more thatn on this, our hero has dedicated in the undivided service of the boss .. doesn’t really matter if it sending mails on is behalf or waiting in the parking lot for hours for the serviced car of his boss to be delivered. Now that’s called service at excellence. He is accepted the fact the impressing boss is the universal truth and will be undivided to it. How can i forget his bringing of Chai and kurkure from canteen just for his boss to give him a grim .Not stopping at this he also regularly accomplishes the task of taking them for dinner at Rumali or a drink (not sure why ) even though does not spend a penny on himself ... He should seriously think about this and atleast buy a nice deodorant. How about all of ur reading his gifting him the same in abundance .. Anyway not deviating from the topic ..This ability of his can also be measured by the fact of calling his boss for approval to see all the Work ( nice objectives i believe ) he does .may it be deleting an email to calling a facility to switch on the Air conditioner . He makes sure everything is noticed. Not stopping at this he has also learnt that impressing boss does not mean only your immediate manger but also should be focusing on next levels as well. Apart from doing all the work with a little bit of extra class and Quality ( i ony meant price here) he does all the above mentioned activities for them as well. Democracy redefined .. He lives for the boss.. with the boss .. to the boss (not sure what i meant) ..

Without wasting anymore time lets now see his ability of think and act ...Oops this is not applicable ...our hero has never done it in his entire life ....

Oh yes but i surely wanna talk about this unique skill which i still wonder
what name wren n martin would have given ..I would call it the 'Only I know and you dont know ' ability . This is an unique talent which gives the hero to argue with any one about anything and not realizing how irrelevant was. The unique technology used here is to grab a word from a sentence you speak and give a lecture on its advantages and disadvantages. Say for instances you speak about the title of a movie which is yet to be released he would tell you the entire script of the movie ( PLEASE NOTE ALL PRODUCERS AND MOVIE MAERS ARE EITHER NOWN TO HIM OR HIS RELATIVES WWHO ARE MP AND MININSTERS IN LAW AND ADMINISTRATION) and as always when the movie releases and you laugh about the different version of the movie hw woud stil convince you by telling the news he heard in his tata sky double plus channel about the movie being changed in the last m inute .... WWOW ...

Last but not the least , we will now be enlightened about one more special art of ' This is Nothing ' .This is a technology which is used to describe your wealth of stupidity and foolishness.. What exactly you do is this .. if any one tells you he just bought a latest Samsung Star 3g phone for 11 thousand.. just tel this " This is Nothing . you get the same phone in Delhi for 8 thousand ,... id someone tells you he had been to Jammu and Kashmir.. Just tell him ' This is nothing and you had ben to Switzerland 'Lie he is going to ask for the ticket ..and even if he does use the ' I know and you dont know technology ' ...Someone tells you he can update 3000 lines of commission manually in a day ... tell him 'This is nothing i have updated 10000 in 2 hours and just use the technology of it got deleted yesterday .... Please not that all these observations were made through continuous research and jobless group above mentioned in the intial lines of the blog ..

Thank you guys for the time... and please leave your comments and feedback for me to add more blogs on similar topics to have fun ... Oh yes I have just covered the introduction about the hero .. Let me now if you want the entire book ...